… like tonight, for example. I watched a movie trailer for an independent romantic comedy and noticed towards the end that the leading man and woman had the same last name.
And naturally, my first reaction was: “Ew! So you’re falling in love and making out with your sister onscreen?! Gross.”
And then I thought about it a second time and said: “Well, I guess they’re just really dedicated to telling this story. Maybe they both wrote it? I shouldn’t judge.”
Then, of course, I thought about it a third time and finally realized maybe they’re just married and that’s why they share a last name and I’m a fucking moron.
Someone just get me a book to color in.