IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!
25 today. Quarter life crisis in full swing. May as well dance.
For World Water Day my girlfriend and I took to Piedmont Park in Atlanta to spread the word and collect donations using Square! A special thanks to everyone who donated and to Zach Beiser for some sweet pictures! Check out www.waterwithjake.org to donate some cash to bring clean water to underdeveloped nations!
Been seeing the “pretty girl ugly face” craze going around so I convinced the girlfriend to partake.
we’re all just looking for that special someone who will join you in an evil scheme laugh.
A little sneak peek at my first home! No more of this pissing away cash on rent shit.
I’m enormously excited for a place to call my own, and where I won’t get any guff from management about installing a Party Button.
Some people think this is lame, and we call those people terrorists.
Doesn’t understand commerce LOL.
Fun fact. Anyone can look like an action movie star if they’re sweating.
One of my classmates from high school constantly complains about guys who hit on her, proposition her, do all sorts of weird shit. For the most part when a hot girl complains about her attention woes I tell her to shut up and enjoy it before you get old and saggy and that there are kids dying in Africa and shit.
But this time I opted for a social experiment.
With her amused approval, I pulled some of her Facebook pics and made a fake online dating profile under a pseudonym.
2 hours. 33 fucking messages. Every single one more retarded than the last.
Wow. Ladies. On behalf of my entire gender, I am sorry.