we’re all just looking for that special someone who will join you in an evil scheme laugh.
One of my classmates from high school constantly complains about guys who hit on her, proposition her, do all sorts of weird shit. For the most part when a hot girl complains about her attention woes I tell her to shut up and enjoy it before you get old and saggy and that there are kids dying in Africa and shit.
But this time I opted for a social experiment.
With her amused approval, I pulled some of her Facebook pics and made a fake online dating profile under a pseudonym.
2 hours. 33 fucking messages. Every single one more retarded than the last.
Wow. Ladies. On behalf of my entire gender, I am sorry.