IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!
25 today. Quarter life crisis in full swing. May as well dance.
For World Water Day my girlfriend and I took to Piedmont Park in Atlanta to spread the word and collect donations using Square! A special thanks to everyone who donated and to Zach Beiser for some sweet pictures! Check out www.waterwithjake.org to donate some cash to bring clean water to underdeveloped nations!
At last, the first milestone in the Water With Jake campaign: watch a horrible movie on repeat for 24 hours!
This is a timelapse video of 10 consecutive viewings of Gigli, rated as one of the worst movies of all time with a score of 7% on Rotten Tomatoes. We’ll post the behind the scenes soon!
Want to see more ridiculous stunts like these? Check out the sidebar on our site to see more milestones and donate to the campaign!
Be sure and like this project on Facebook and follow us on Twitter!This project benefits charity: water, a non-profit dedicated to bringing clean, drinkable water to those in underdeveloped nations. charity: water does not sponsor this campaign. For more information, visit http://www.charitywater.org
Hey guys, if you feel like taking a break from the boob jokes and masturbating, I’d love it if you checked out this Tumblr site I’ve launched to chart my progress with a charity project I’ve opened. I’m pledging to do and film ridiculous stunts every time your donations bring me to a major milestone. So head to www.waterwithjake.org and give it a follow, watch some stunt videos, and please donate!
100% of your donation funds clean water projects in underdeveloped nations and goes a long way to saving a lot of lives, and humiliating me in the process.
Now, back to your regularly scheduled programming.
TITS
But really…
we’re all just looking for that special someone who will join you in an evil scheme laugh.
A little sneak peek at my first home! No more of this pissing away cash on rent shit.
I’m enormously excited for a place to call my own, and where I won’t get any guff from management about installing a Party Button.
Some people think this is lame, and we call those people terrorists.
Doesn’t understand commerce LOL.
Social Experiment
One of my classmates from high school constantly complains about guys who hit on her, proposition her, do all sorts of weird shit. For the most part when a hot girl complains about her attention woes I tell her to shut up and enjoy it before you get old and saggy and that there are kids dying in Africa and shit.
But this time I opted for a social experiment.
With her amused approval, I pulled some of her Facebook pics and made a fake online dating profile under a pseudonym.
2 hours. 33 fucking messages. Every single one more retarded than the last.
Wow. Ladies. On behalf of my entire gender, I am sorry.
